10.31.2009
girls club reading of Anthony Kiedis 'Me Book'
from my vantage point I can see a few minutes handcrafted in Italy
no impurities will pass through my brand new blood stream
I just lie back and relax
I could stick a needle into a thousand-dollars
this is a wonderful smelling gas, legal in Europe
I shot Mexican gangbangers
my doctor is preventative
I've been able to channel my brothers
I seek out wild salmon
10.27.2009
what?
I am no expert
I cry two eyes
I cannot rap onstage
I eat Nutella like an Egyptian Queen
I make the spoon a candy
people get nervous in small talk in elevators
they wonder if they have headaches
when people my age go dancing
I paste coupons in an album
when a strange number calls
I leap to the phone like flames
my plants sag
my basil withers with low self-esteem
Egyptian Queens smell really strange but that is half the fun
their headdresses fall in their soup
their soup was made by slaves
their lovers are not proud
their Nutella is spooned incessantly
through hot ass afternoons
I cry two eyes
I cannot rap onstage
I eat Nutella like an Egyptian Queen
I make the spoon a candy
people get nervous in small talk in elevators
they wonder if they have headaches
when people my age go dancing
I paste coupons in an album
when a strange number calls
I leap to the phone like flames
my plants sag
my basil withers with low self-esteem
Egyptian Queens smell really strange but that is half the fun
their headdresses fall in their soup
their soup was made by slaves
their lovers are not proud
their Nutella is spooned incessantly
through hot ass afternoons
10.18.2009
here is a commissioned Charles Barkely portrait
email me if you'd like me to paint an athlete, historical figure, loved one for $$$
10.17.2009
winner of I should make visual what? survey
9-11
but now i see that 'Mysterious Woman Committing A Crime" is tied, so I will do that one too
10.06.2009
"Pee On Water and Other STories" will be available this summer!
Publishing Genius is publishing my first book
10.04.2009
NOHO READING THIS THURSDAY!
October 8th, 7PM (on the dot!), at Northampton Booklink. Upstairs in the
Thornes. 150 Main Street. Heart of Downtown Northampton. Cozy! Novel!
ELLIOT HARMON! The redheaded wonder! From North Dakota by way of San Francisco!
The poet laureate of Ms. Pacman! Editor of Idiolexicon! Whose work has appeared
in DIAGRAM, NOÖ Journal, and elsewhere! Who knows the news anchor's taking
lessons on sounding like she's from here!
JOHN MARADIK! Curlyheaded provocateur of Hugo's bouncers! Angel with sentences
of flint! Published in American Short Fiction! Climbing up the rockfaces of
narrative splendor!
ROBIN MCLEAN! Who has driven her wit and beauty from Alaska to Massachusetts and
back again! Who has elevated the bonfire to spiritual raucous! Writer of
characters that whistle with punch and frankheaded grace!
Thornes. 150 Main Street. Heart of Downtown Northampton. Cozy! Novel!
ELLIOT HARMON! The redheaded wonder! From North Dakota by way of San Francisco!
The poet laureate of Ms. Pacman! Editor of Idiolexicon! Whose work has appeared
in DIAGRAM, NOÖ Journal, and elsewhere! Who knows the news anchor's taking
lessons on sounding like she's from here!
JOHN MARADIK! Curlyheaded provocateur of Hugo's bouncers! Angel with sentences
of flint! Published in American Short Fiction! Climbing up the rockfaces of
narrative splendor!
ROBIN MCLEAN! Who has driven her wit and beauty from Alaska to Massachusetts and
back again! Who has elevated the bonfire to spiritual raucous! Writer of
characters that whistle with punch and frankheaded grace!
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